honestly i’m in love with like half all of you i don’t even care you’re all cool

will you still love me even when i am a spooky ghost

ah yes, canadian. the language of love.

all i want is to be a featured caller on love line.

You were the most beautiful story I ever told myself.

aw man i can’t wait to be some guy’s midlife crisis

when does casual sex stop being casual

tonight after leaving work a dude hanging out at the club next door to the store yelled HEY BABE while i was walking back to my car and i yelled back NO. he responded again and just said OKAY. overall, i consider this a very successful interaction with a man.

you know what’s sad about dating and marriage and relationships in general. you’re gonna date and maybe never find someone you love and die alone. or you’re going to find someone you love and still die alone. and if they die and you find yourself alive and well two, three years after, and you’re over the age of sixty, your chance of finding honest love again isn’t very high. also, you’re going to be wrinkly. and grey. so casual sex is going to be harder to come by, unless you’re surrounded by individuals in a similar situation.

that’s why if my spouse dies before me i’m going to request to be put into a nursing home immediately so i can just get straight down to business.

yo i’m becoming an ordained minister on the internet hmu if you ever need to get married