Anonymous asked: lollipop lollipop make thah booty drop drop
latenight-thursday asked: One jar of Nutella and two spoons.
whose got two thumbs and is seduced. it’s me. i have two thumbs and i have been seduced.
Anonymous asked: Pizza roll covered genitalia.
i just took off my pants.
i got my dad a KU DAD quarter zip but i have yet to see him wear it so i’m going to reclaim it and become a KU DAD
i just remembered that my mom bought me a sonic drink when i finished the first harry potter book over a decade ago because i was so proud of myself for reading over three hundred pages and staying invested from beginning to end. there’s no punchline, this isn’t the set up to a joke, it’s just a memory that makes me really happy and i hope you guys remember something today or whenever that makes you happy and tell people you love, that you love them because stuff has been happening all over the planet lately that’s devastating and you should appreciate the people in your life and the good memories that you have.
it’s 1 am but I’m cold and sad so I’m gonna take a shower.